Wednesday, September 5, 2012

The Perils of Astral Projection

*** Dreamt Sept 4-5, 2012 ***

My friend Chad's parents had become interested in the church!  We were all elated, and yet kinda nervous that something might burst their spritual bubble.  Even Chad was interested in Church...in fact, I believe in my dream he was now an active member.

A big group of us (include Chad's entire family) decided we were going to go down to a diner to talk about the final preparations for Chad's parents to become member of the church.  They'd even invited a few friends who didn't know anything about the church, so we were kinda excited to be able to share with them too.

Suddenly me and another guy there swapped consciousness.  I was in his body and he was in mine.  We excused ourselves from the table so we could talk about what had happened and try to figure it out.  We decided to both focus really hard on swapping back.  There was a brief flash, and suddenly we were back in our own bodies.

We headed back and no sooner had we walked into the room that I was in someone ELSE'S body.  Looking around we realized 4 of us had swapped consciousness this time.  We, again, left the group and tried focusing again, but it didn't work.  We realized 2 things: (A) Each time this happened it was going to be harder and harder to swap back, and (B) the reason for this consciousness swap was because we were all thinking about the same thing, and that was causing our consciousness to somehow move around.  After much more focusing and really concentrating hard we 4 got back to our right bodies.

Then suddenly I was SUPER disoriented.  I was no longer in the diner and I really couldn't figure out what was happening.  Someone in the room was explaining to me that I'd been in a coma for the last 7 years and was just now finally waking up from it.  Several of my friends were there, but they all looked older, and there were piles of "Get Well" and "Sympathy" cards, which were all very nice (I read through a few).

I was told that another big conscious swap had happened, and everybody in the group had to really concentrate as hard as we could to get our consciousnesses to swap back, and when it was over everybody was back in their normal bodies, BUT me and Oscar (Chad's family's chihuahua) were both lying on the ground unconscious.  The group figured that somehow mine and Oscar's consciousnesses had gotten swapped in the big final effort, but that our minds rejected the different species consciousness, so we'd gone into comas.  I asked where Oscar was now and they told me that after about 3 years, Chad's mom had gone crazy with the loss of her beloved dog and had killed him by whacking him in the head with a shovel.

As people were talking to me, I sudden got a vision of where I was in relation to the location of the old diner where the original conscious-swapping occurred, and I felt like I needed to go there.  I grabbed some little kid who was suddenly my little sidekick and we headed for the old diner. 

When we got there we found it was no longer a diner, but a dark, gothic-styled museum/Halloween shop.  There I found Chad's mom wandering around sortof in a haze.  When she saw me my point of view suddenly changed to be right down on the floor looking up at her and she came over to me and said, "Oh! What a sweet little face!", something she always said to her dog Oscar.  I was suddenly filled with panic as to what I looked like.  Did I look like a dog??

I ordered my sidekick to find me a mirror.  He quickly produced a bunch of (presumably stolen) wallets and started rifling through them, looking for a mirror.  As I waited I made my way around the museum/Halloween store and find there were some fun-house-style mirrors.  I knew they'd distort things some, but I was sure I'd be able to see my face relatively well.  I stalled for a few moments then looked.  I looked NOTHING like myself.  My forehead and nose had been flatted considerably, and my eyes were set-apart wider and were very squinty and almost swollen looking.  After I minute I realized that I looked like I'd been whacked in the face with the shovel!!  When Chad's mom had killed Oscar because of the consciousness swap, it must have somehow affected my body as well!!

About then my buddy Eli came over to me to ask me some questions.  I realized that he didn't have any idea who I was, and probably thought I worked there.

Then I woke up.

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Thursday, August 16, 2012

Of Vandals and Zombies...

Dream #1
*** Dreamt August 15-16, 2012 (approximately 3:00am) ***

I was visiting my old work, which was now a total dump! When I worked there before it was an office building full of cubicles and computers. Now it was an old warehouse which had been converted into a machine shop. It was cool to see several of my old co-workers, and they asked if I could help build an old car engine with them. I said I would, though I don't ever remember actually building it. I was a little worried about my car, because due to limited parking, I had double parked behind a friend of mine.

When we were done for the day we headed outside and I saw that the front wheels had been stolen from my car. Upon closer inspection, I realized it wasn't just the tires...my car had been stripped! The doors were gone, the engine was gone, I think the front seats were gone. I'm unsure how I initially only noticed the wheels, but the whole thing was really practically just a frame with back wheels now.

Luckily I had my bicycle (I don't know where this came from, since I'd driven my car there), so I started home. I was somehow talking to people who weren't there as I rode my bike. I asked my buddy Corey if he was still working at that shop and he said he was and that he could come pick me up in the morning if I wanted since I no longer had a car.

I thanked him and my other buddy Eli started fist pumping and stuff because he was so excited that I was going to be working there again.

Then I woke up.

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Dream #2
*** Dreamt August 15-16, 2012 (approximately 7:00am) ***

I was in my parents' house with at least 4 other people...I don't know who they were. We'd been watching the news about the zombie virus that was spreading and we were getting pretty freaked out. This virus was different than the normal zombie virus, because you could still be a normal functioning human and all of the sudden just get uncontrollable urges to bite people and spread the infection. And that's what we were facing, because at some point we realized that one of the guys there with us had the virus.

Of course, the only treatment for the zombie virus is to kill the host, so me and 2 of the others were planning to kill this guy. He was freaking out, 'cuz he kinda knew we were going to have to kill him, but he wasn't sure, and was crying and panicking and shouting and stuff.

The 2 others told me to bring the infected guy downstairs and they'd join me in a sec to help finish him off, so I brought him down there and he was freaking out and suddenly bent over and bit my arm. For some reason I found myself unable to use my arms and legs so my only recourse was to bend down and bite him back on the crown of his head, and I bit him HARD.

He snapped back, shocked that I'd bitten him, and I looked down and saw that his bite on my arm somehow hadn't broken skin. He paced around the room a few times, shouting about how I'd bitten him WAY harder than he'd bitten me, then he bit me again!! So I bit him back again, and again he got very mad and shocked that I'd bitten him. I grabbed a chair (apparently my arms were now working) and was keeping him at bay like a lion-tamer. I told him to wait there and that I'd be right back.

I ran upstairs to find out what was taking the other 2 guys who were supposed to be helping me kill the zombie, and they were just standing around in the kitchen watching TV. I was SO mad at them. They apologized and said they'd forgot, so we headed back down to kill the zombie guy.

Then I woke up.

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I know! I haven't posted on here in FOREVER!! A big part of the reason is I haven't been remembering my dreams like I used to, also I'm lazy. But last night I had two crazy dreams, each of which I remembered rather vividly, so I thought I'd make a blog entry for old times sake.